6.01.2009

Two wary enemies

I hope that the hornet in my dining room and I will be able to cohabitate like gentle-creatures, bearing towards one another due bodily respect. The arrangement is roughly this: the hornet does not sting my body, and I do not squash it into oblivion. Furthermore, penalty for the hornet's failing to uphold his end of the bargain extends to all of hornet-kind. Should the hornet fail to uphold its end of the arrangement, I shall swear vengeance on all of its hornet-kin and shall wreak insecticidal havoc throughout the hornet ranks.

1 comments:

Chris said...

Haha!

I am afraid of bees.