10.23.2009

Methodology:

My method this morning of consuming my orange (grown 10 feet from where it is being ingested--little distance has it traveled), is to insert large portions of it (2 slices a time at least) into my mouth, to chew, letting the fruit's natural juices to trickle tranquilly down my throat, and then to open my mouth widely, facing downward over the trashcan, letting the orange remains plop down into the garbage.

You don't even want to know how I'm drinking my coffee.

5 comments:

brianna. said...

dear Lord, why would anyone ever blog about this?

amy katherine said...

Word.

Anastasia said...

Are you retarded?

mclark said...

do you peel it? are there not seeds? if you peel it, how do you start the peel and are you intentional about keeping the peel as one large shed skin, or let it tear and splinter as it may?

mclark said...

i <3 the science tag