I have begun writing 100 blogs in secret, using TextEdit. After they are all finished, I will post them all at once, and you will not know what hit you! You probably won't be able to read them all! You will start to read them, maybe, but after the fifth or so, you will get tired of reading them and you will stop! I'm thinking they'll be finished in ten days, but I could be wrong. They will all be around 400 to 500 words. I have just checked, and that is, like, the length of a novella. If I shoot for 160 blogs or so, that's more like a novel novel. But that would take longer than 10 days!

Oh yeah, I forgot why I started this post. I am taking suggestions for what the folder on my computer with all the secret TextEdit blogs should be called.

In the meantime, listen to this: